Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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