Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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