"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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