So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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