He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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