i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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