is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She's JV to your varsity
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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