He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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