there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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