it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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