shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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