the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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