was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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