Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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