I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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