it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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