I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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