Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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