Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We got so high we made milksteak
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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