Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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