is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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