so that wasnt chicken after all
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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