so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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