But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize