So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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