AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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