It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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