So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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