Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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