We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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