god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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