My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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