Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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