How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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