I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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