Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
