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My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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