no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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