she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize