it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
and i looked up. we had an audience...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Terrible idea I love it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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