But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
