So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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