I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
