mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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