Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize