Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize