Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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