No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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