You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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