Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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