i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
