If i come over, it means nothing
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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